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"Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones."."What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."."Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."."Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"."What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.".
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